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    The Simpsons

    The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture, society and television. Posts from https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/ Unofficial account. Contact us to claim this profile.

MCKlassik r/TheSimpsons

I really felt bad for Milhouse during this entire episode.

I really felt bad for Milhouse during this entire episode.

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donottouchwillie1 r/TheSimpsons

Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.

Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.

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flyingfatman91 r/TheSimpsons

Now it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts ...

Now it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts ...

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ChestyLarue42 r/TheSimpsons

"I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds."

"I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds."

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GuidingKey1234 r/TheSimpsons

How I have waited for this day

How I have waited for this day

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HitlerNorthDakota r/TheSimpsons

"Carnies built this country- the carnival part of it, anyway- and though they may be rat-like in appearance, they are truly kings among men."

"Carnies built this country- the carnival part of it, anyway- and though they may be rat-like in appearance, they are truly kings among men."

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donottouchwillie1 r/TheSimpsons

Now I must tell you, kids, Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back so he won’t be saying anything, or doing anything.

Now I must tell you, kids, Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back so he won’t be saying anything, or doing anything.

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G-Unit11111 r/TheSimpsons

Freddy Quimby was with me the entire night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in, you know of them loser countries.

Freddy Quimby was with me the entire night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in, you know of them loser countries.

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G-Unit11111 r/TheSimpsons

I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be fine just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.

I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be fine just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.

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turkeyinthestrawman r/TheSimpsons

Dad, can we have $183,000?

Dad, can we have $183,000?

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BeefsMcGeefs r/TheSimpsons

Whoops, sorry son! I didn’t know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown

Whoops, sorry son! I didn’t know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown

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wxtxrx r/TheSimpsons

"Dental plan, Lisa needs braces"

"Dental plan, Lisa needs braces"

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BloodMossHunter r/TheSimpsons

What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty? I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS!

What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty? I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS!

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mubydram r/TheSimpsons

The Leader is good, the Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date.

The Leader is good, the Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date.

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Potato23860 r/TheSimpsons

Unused joke from The Simpsons episode "The Heartbroke Kid".

Unused joke from The Simpsons episode "The Heartbroke Kid".

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HFX-Curler r/TheSimpsons

Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer Simpson, smiling politely

Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer Simpson, smiling politely

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yadayadahey r/TheSimpsons

“There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Today, male flight attendants-- or stewards-- are common.”

“There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Today, male flight attendants-- or stewards-- are common.”

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alex_203 r/TheSimpsons

Been singing this all weekend… 🎵My Bratwurst has a first name it’s F.R.I.T.Z.

Been singing this all weekend… 🎵My Bratwurst has a first name it’s F.R.I.T.Z.

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G-Unit11111 r/TheSimpsons

"Well the results came back today. You owe me $70 billion dollars. No, wait, that's for the Voyager spacecraft. You owe me $14 billion."

"Well the results came back today. You owe me $70 billion dollars. No, wait, that's for the Voyager spacecraft. You owe me $14 billion."

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BuzzAroundLenny r/TheSimpsons

Now, Bob, uh, your graduate degrees more than qualify you to be assistant janitor

Now, Bob, uh, your graduate degrees more than qualify you to be assistant janitor

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poopoopops r/TheSimpsons

Hello. This is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

Hello. This is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

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blackmagikmike r/TheSimpsons

"We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!"

"We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!"

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G-Unit11111 r/TheSimpsons

Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The children are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms at once!

Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The children are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms at once!

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G-Unit11111 r/TheSimpsons

Boy I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now!

Boy I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now!

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G-Unit11111 r/TheSimpsons

"Wow, Bart! We're just like Woodward and Bernstein!" "Yeah except their dad wasn't sitting in the car reading Archie comics."

"Wow, Bart! We're just like Woodward and Bernstein!" "Yeah except their dad wasn't sitting in the car reading Archie comics."

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G-Unit11111 r/TheSimpsons

"Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?" "That's because you were drunk!" "And how!"

"Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?" "That's because you were drunk!" "And how!"

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nialldude3 r/TheSimpsons

"Seymour!" "Superintendent! I was just, uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise - care to join me?"

"Seymour!" "Superintendent! I was just, uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise - care to join me?"

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stuff8724 r/TheSimpsons

Haw haw! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party.

Haw haw! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party.

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Kelseycutieee r/TheSimpsons

Cmon Lenny I need four more people to fill my Super Bowl bus, whaddaya say?

Cmon Lenny I need four more people to fill my Super Bowl bus, whaddaya say?

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poopoopops r/TheSimpsons

Best picture of all time. Homer looking at the stars

Best picture of all time. Homer looking at the stars

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televisioncitydream2 r/TheSimpsons

Hang on kid. I got a tack in my head

Hang on kid. I got a tack in my head

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shitstainedcouch r/TheSimpsons

Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed every day

Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed every day

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wimpykidfan37 r/TheSimpsons

"The other day Milhouse told me my meat loaf sucks. He must have gotten that from Bart because they certainly never use that word on TV."

"The other day Milhouse told me my meat loaf sucks. He must have gotten that from Bart because they certainly never use that word on TV."

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poopoopops r/TheSimpsons

I’m a grown man but this always hits me right in the feels. Homer is such a legend

I’m a grown man but this always hits me right in the feels. Homer is such a legend

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TruBlu65 r/TheSimpsons

Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai 3 finger Brown!

Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai 3 finger Brown!

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Pumpking_Eater69 r/TheSimpsons

Anybody else prefered blonde young Abe? That way Bart, Lisa and Maggie being blonde had sense. I know Cyrus Simpson was blonde but never got if he was canon

Anybody else prefered blonde young Abe? That way Bart, Lisa and Maggie being blonde had sense. I know Cyrus Simpson was blonde but never got if he was canon

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BuzzAroundLenny r/TheSimpsons

Do you ever drink to escape from reality?

Do you ever drink to escape from reality?

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iwassayingboourns12 r/TheSimpsons

Barclays, Barry, Bert…Bort???

Barclays, Barry, Bert…Bort???

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G-Unit11111 r/TheSimpsons

They love Itchy, they love Scratchy, one kid seems to *LOVE* the Speedo Man... what more do they want???

They love Itchy, they love Scratchy, one kid seems to *LOVE* the Speedo Man... what more do they want???

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shitstainedcouch r/TheSimpsons

I'm feeling kind of low Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?

I'm feeling kind of low Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?

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